Parkie in the darkie

A Parkie in the Darkie
10-4-08

we had to have a new printer
we had to have it now
so we did
"That's good," they say
now here I am at the creak of night with USB in USA
waiting for the NCAA
"LOL" they said
parallel and 2.0 what to do?
I can parallel park
and hold my sweetie too
only now my sweetie is a Tootsie Roll
and she won't let me drive
so how can I?
parkie o parkie here I am in the darkie
at the gandy dancers ball
"Are your drugs out of wack?" they asked
oh, those little floaters in my eye
why can't I forget about loss of memory
why can't I shake this shaking
needles and pins
"It's time to go to bed," they said
and, Poof! I'm left alone in the glow
of the dark and I know
I'm just another parkie in the darkie.