Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The Roach with the Nice Hairdo

I had to laugh this morning. I saw a small roach and all I had to combat him was a bottle of hairspray. I doused him with a few pfft's, rendering him paralyzed with perplexity. He couldn't "feel" anything as his feelers were stiff and he wondered if he had crawled thru some Viagra. At last sight he was dialing his roach doctor on his teeny tiny cellphone as best as his stiff little feet could do to report a feeler erection lasting more than 4 hours. He shall be denied solace of sleep as well as his eyes are sealed open. Pity the poor roach doctor receiving a call from a roach patient who had to mumble through his glued shut lips. The doctor roach said to his office nurse, "Hey, listen to this, Nurse Yuckie; some poor sap has crawled thru some Viagra and is stiff as a board."